Do you freaking hate this stupid holiday? Well, we do too! Why spend hours getting ready and dressing up? We'll be wearing all black so come be goths with us. Why spend all your hard earned money on some fancy schmancy candlelight dinner? We've got excellently priced beer and food. Who needs chocolate covered strawberries? We've got FRIED OREOS! Bring all your exes pictures and gifts etc. cause we're supplying all the tools to destroy them. Fun right?